To all you lovers out there; Eat Shit & Die
For everyone else who wants to send their dearly beloved some Happy-Happy-Goodness, rock this Valentines Day vibe all the way to a loud sloppy climax…then get dressed & leave without saying a word.
One thing’s for sure, it ‘aint no goddamn goat.
Yesterday was bad
Today might be better
Sheer unadulterated GENIUS
Beer is inside dog
Man is afraid
Dog shits on rug
All is not lost
Beer beneath desk
Rumblings of last night’s curry
Poo on the sidewalk
Oh Gandalf, we all know you’re a mighty wizard, but can you explain the transformation to a GOAT? Seems a bit odd really….